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Целый сайт, оказывается, есть — http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/

 

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In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?

There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television.

They say you can’t go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer

Эти тож ничего:

 if Jack Bauer was Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.